A week with an assistant that's actually yours.
No slides, no jargon. Just what turns up on your phone, and what it saves you.
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Fair questions.
Is it reading my texts and my email?
Only what you point it at — and only if you want that part at all. You choose which accounts it can see, you can change your mind later, and it never sends anything without your yes.
Plenty of people start with just the calendar and their documents, and add the inbox months later once they trust it. That's a perfectly normal way to begin.
Where does my information actually live?
On a server that belongs to you alone. Your details aren't pooled with other customers, and they never become training data for someone else's AI.
It's backed up nightly, every action it takes is logged where you can check it, and you can ask for any of it to be deleted.
What if it gets something wrong?
It drafts; you approve. Nothing leaves without you reading it first, so a mistake is something you catch in a message rather than something you discover a week later.
And when it doesn't know, it says so instead of guessing. That's built in deliberately.
What does it cost?
There isn't a price list, because there isn't a standard product — each assistant is built for one person and what they actually need carrying.
Tell us what you'd hand over and you'll get a straight number, with no obligation attached to asking.
Not the question you had?
Type your question into the chat and Joe answers it himself — usually the same day, and straight, including when the answer is that it isn't a fit.
Want one of your own?
Tell it what you're behind on. Two minutes of conversation will tell you more than any brochure.
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